Great jokes... Well... i find them pretty funny

We got arrested for something we didn’t do, we didn’t run

Where there’s a will, there’s some relatives…

I parked my car and went into a convenience store for 2 minutes, and when I came out, I saw a police officer putting a ticket on the car. So I called him a name, and the police officer wrote down another ticket. And I called him another name, and he wrote down another name. I kept calling him names, and the more I called him, the more tickets he wrote. Finally, I started laughing and walked away cause my car was parked around the block.

If you can’t laugh at yourself, make fun of others

If you’re in jail, at least you don’t have to wake up in the middle of the night and wonder whether your door is lock.

The good about gangs is that at least they carpool